Of Wonderful World of Wieners fame?
She's been on Letterman and The View.
Have you read today's post?
And WHY NOT?
For those who haven't, get your little behinds over there RIGHT NOW and read it.
Cause if'n you don't, you won't appreciate the story I'm about to tell.
Go on, now...you can come back after you've read it and participated in it.
I'm not kidding.
OK, we're all reassembled now?
Draw up a chair or a piece of the floor and listen.
In case SOME of you DID NOT follow the instructions, I'm gonna have to talk in code here in case you were disobedient and DID NOT go and read Hallie's post for today.
You know that thing you're supposed to do when you read Hallie's post?
Picture this if you will...
It's 7:15 in the morning. All the apartment dwellers(sans Roger cause he's retired) are getting ready to go to work.
It's a beautiful morning...the sun is shining, the birds are being twits--I meant twittering and the air has a slight cool touch to it.
I read Hallie's post and did what it said.
I did it loud and I did it proud.
And then I was done and heard something.
Like someone hysterically laughing.
And then I realized that the window right next to the computer was open.
I looked out and my downstairs neighbor who I went to school with was laughing so hard she was scarin' squirrels.
Realize that I have NOT had any coffee yet.
I won't shame myself(anymore than I just did) and repeat her remarks.
God heard them and I'm sure He was laughing at my expense as well.
OK, I'll repeat one of her remarks:
"WHERE did you get the lyrics for that song? You know Elton did it as Levon first!"
I just waved her off and shut the window.
I SO need coffee.
Have a phenomenal day.
I will be spending mine indoors, hidden away...
By evening all the neighbors will know, and no I WON"T be taking requests...
Reuben, you so owe me babe!