12 March 2008

Totally Random

Just got back from PT. Enough said except I do believe the cure is worse than the problem.

Daughters are having major issues and it's about to wear this mom down.

OMG--I just saw where I'm over 100 posts! Tomorrow I will do the Top 100 Things About Me.

I just received this in email and it made me laugh and is probably more worthwhile than anything I can say today so I will leave you with this:


1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf### yourself.

2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?

5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

6. Do I look like a people person?

7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left

9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
senseless acts of self-control?

11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't
gone to sleep yet!

16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.

17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.

18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

21. Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done.

22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no

23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?

24. Earth is full. Go home.

25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?

26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.

29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

30. Look in my eyes ... Do you see one ounce of who gives-a-shit?


Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Have I told you lately how sweet you are? Your comment today was the best. And so ironic! My Dad had just called to tell me that he was worried if I didnt perk up on the blog that all my readers would leave me? He got that impression from all the comments yesterday!! :)

I really would rather be Happy Hallie but lately things just feel off. I am honestly so worried about John. He's not a big talker though so I don't always want to dump my fears on him. He tends to keep everything in and I'm careful about adding to his stress.

Don't get me wrong - I can and do tell him most things. But I just can't tell him that I worry 100% of the time right now! :)

I will call soon - having a dose of Ness might just help a lot!

Hallie :)

Annie said...

WAY WAY WAY awesome list! I'm going to do my eyes to the right, eyes to the left, repeat for 30 seconds thing, so I can memorize that list.

THEN, when I want to be totally random and witty, I will do my eyes to the right, eyes to the left, repeat for 30 seconds thing again, to be able to recall that list.

Meanwhile, everyone can look at me like I'm a complete waste of space and it will ruin the whole effect.

:) Learned the eye thing on the radio, it's supposed to improve photographic memory, and your ability to recall things.

Just my luck, I would do the eye thing, aiming for the list of something witty, and wind up with the Kama Sutra website I "eyed" the night before. Open mouth, insert foot.

dlyn said...

I can use some of these ...

Kellan said...

I'm sorry your daughters are having problems - I hope things work out soon.

I loved this list - so funny - too many favorites to list - but, I loved it. Thanks for the laughs. Have a good afternoon Ness - nice to see you today. Kellan

Scarlett Wanna Be said...

I'm sorry the girls are being sassy, but not sassy in a good way. Hang in there momma, there's no doubt your training them in the way they should go...they won't depart from it.

Also, I love the whole "this day is a complete waste of make-up". I have thought that many many many times.