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17 December 2007

Does Big Brother have a blog?

You know Big Brother, don't you?

Of the "Big Brother is watching" fame?

Or maybe that was a 60's thing. Anyway, I noticed yesterday that not only do I TALK to myself but ANSWER as well. I mean, it's not like I was spilling Grandma's family recipe for spice cake(wait-she took that to her grave and never would give it to me! Hmph!) or talking about "the first time and how special it was"(no, wait, that would be a lie and this isn't the time of year to be lying with Santa hovering). Then the thought struck me--what if Big Brother, who hears and sees all, has a blog and blogs about my weird convos with myself?

(big sigh) So it doesn't come as a shock to you, I will tell my best blogging buddies(BBB) what you might see if Big Brother Has A Blog...

Material, why won't you lay evenly together without me pinning you? I'm trying to get this quilt done for Christmas. Do you not even follow a calendar Material? Yes, there are several calendars in this apartment...do I have to do everything? Whatever...today is December 16 which leaves me 7 days before we go down to So. Illinois to the girls' house and I have to have it wrapped. Why bother wrapping it? Well, the girls like to rip open paper and make a 15 minute wrapping project done with love and care into shambles in 11 seconds...I clocked them one time.

And we won't even discuss what the convo was between me and the commode...

And what makes this worse, if possible? Even if Big Brother decides to blog about Brittney or Paris or more interesting stuff than me(as if!) the dachshunds were with me and heard.every.word. And they can reach the keyboard...

If you come across any new blog sites that have the name Shania or Macon in them, please scroll on by...the dachsies tend to lie.

Off to get the next verse of the Shmoopy Countdown! Have a fantabulous day!

5 comments:

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

If there's a BIG BROTHER blogging out there, we are ALL in HUGE trouble!!!

Sorry about forgetting to warn you about the EXTRA TISSUE entry. Things just keep popping up! How can I NOT share them?

Seriously, my emotions have been on warp speed. I can't even keep up with how much smiling I'm doing or how many tears want to flow.

Can you even imagine what I'll be like at the airport?

Btw, I agree about Day 11...the kid is SLACKING!!!!!

Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Just wanted to give you a heads up that Day 12 of Shmoopy is a doozy!

HE TOTALLY REDEEMED HIMSELF!

Just wanted you to know early...

Have a good night.
Hallie

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

I thought you'd like his Day 12! I was floored, still am actually!

And your son is the best - but why'd you go and wake the poor boy up? (bad mommy)

Trying hard to stay focused at work but doubt that I'm doing a good job. Can you imagine how "off task" I will be tomorrow?

Thank you so much for the hugs and prayers. You're the best!

Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/

Catty Ax Lady said...

God help me if Big Brother has a blog.

Man...I'd love to make a quilt. My mom makes them, and they're beautiful. I think I have the patience, but it would probably be something I'd start and never finish. Take a pic of your finished project when you give it to the girls please!

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

Even if Big Brother has a blog, with dachsies on guard, he can't get close enough to you to hear anything. And, if he does try to get close enough, let the dachsie barking begin!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy
The Dachsies