If you could get them for sitting in a recliner, I would be able to make a flying tour to visit all my Blogger friends here. Sigh.
I'm feeling a smidgin better from the latest virus. I feel like every morning I have to call Body Roll and see the status of all(0 is feeling totally groovy and 10 is a sign to start the slow, sad, music and don't forget to put the lily in my hands)for the day.
Fibromyalgia-"Yo, let's go with a 4 today. It's the weekend and I'm gonna give you time off for good behavior, lady."
Fatigue-"Greetings. I'm still not happy about the walk you put me through the other day just to get some medicine so I'm sticking with a 6. I know you want to work on the quilt today and maybe, just maybe, by 1400 I will go down to a 2...who knows? I'm female and have the right to change my mind."
Brain Fog--"Well, you just remembered your name, social security number and useless trivia from the 60's so we're coming in at a 0 today. Have a feelin' groovy kind of day and don't forget the Cheerios!"
'roids: "Yeah, I know...we've been a REAL PITA lately, huh? If it wasn't for us, you might forget to talk to God, for we hear ya loud and clear when we do our thing- you are nearly speaking in tongues begging God to put the lid on us. OK, we're gonna chime in at a 4 today and keep that oatmeal, raisins and water going. Just sayin'. And yeah, we know you're gonna get the ole Doc to look at us at your apt. a week from today but just remember the cure is worse than the curse. Or something like that."
Virus: "Wow, lady, you don't mess around. DayQuil, NightQuil, Advil...I'm blowin' this taco stand and moving on out. See ya!"
Blood pressure--"We're cool, calm and collected. Just your regular 130/80. But then you haven't had any phone calls from your daughters yet today and no one has done anything stupid in your presence, so the day is young. I caught that Lotrel you threw down this morning and so far, I think we can agree on keepin' your level down today."
Depression/Anxiety--"We are one with the Universe this morning, Grasshopper. Thanks for the 60 mg of Prozac. I just checked with your neurotransmitters and you seem to be at the top of the class for brain chemicals today. Unless you kick up the caffeine today and get that Adrenalin overflowing, I think today will be smooth sailing. Think we're gonna take off for the weekend and give us both a break. See ya Monday!"
The latest spoon count for today is 2 so think I'm gonna cut out the rest of Kiereney's quilt today with one of them and save the other in case the Body Roll has done some major pathological lying this morning and gonna trip my trigger later on today.
They should be afraid...be very afraid of being beat with my spoon.
Have a Fantastic Friday and do one thing nice for yourself today, for if YOU don't do it, it won't get done. And you're so deserving, each and every one.
PS You dachsie lovers out there...check out www.dooandboosmom.blogspot.com And no, Blogspot refuses to let me make it a link despited REPEATED attempts. The dachsies pics are adorable and one of them is having a little back prob at the moment and sure could use your advice and good wishes.
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